OK, here is the poll we mentioned on our show. Tell us which of the following formulas of chivalry you agree the most.

Pacman: the benefit of chivalry to the woman must be equal to or greater than the inconvenience of the man performing the chivalry act plus the inconvenience of the woman receiving this chivalry act.

Longstockings: The benefit of chivalry is proportional to the benefit of the woman minus the inconvenience of the man minus the inconvenience to the woman squared.

Patch: C is a constant number that is equal to the intention of the chivalrous act plus the actual action minus the expected benefit, all divided by the inconvenience of the male plus the inconvenience of the female.