AXIOMS, POSTULATES, COROLLARIES, HYPOTHESES, LAWS AND THEOREMS...!
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The methane content of a fart in elevator = the hotness of the girl who gets on next floor!
2x diameter of a hoop earring (cm)= the number of years she won't be receiving child support!
Angle (degrees) off-center of the cap = number hours of SunTV watched per week!
If you perceive four ways things can go wrong, a fifth will promptly develop!
Speed of computer = cost ² (squared)!
One sperm donation=I have 4 kids and 9 of them live in Chennai.
The extent of how puffed-up you feel today = how humiliated you will feel tomorrow!
Angle of dangle = Heat of Meat!