Which review below is the funniest?

I used it for toy storage and it has lots of space! The only thing is that it isn't very pretty and is clunky. That didn't matter very much to me because I had it stored where it was hidden (in my garage and attic)

"i love it because i have only tiled and hardwood floors in my home so i can roll from one floor to the next with ease."

"This knife is great AND sharp! A co-worker was cleaning this knife after we had feasted on our Friday morning bagels and she sliced open a sponge in the process (RIP Sponge)"