"He should feel for lumps ... in his testicles" Simon
"What's not to like, I love burgers, I love breasts, it's like a meal deal." Nathan
"I would, but I have this thing about having sex with bouffant-haired wankers." Lily
"I hit him with a toaster" Jamie
"We're like the Mitchell brothers, only we're not bald, ugly and shit." Nathan