Throwing up from too much Jagermeister on your gf's mom.
Getting de-legatated by a rabid eagle.
Listening to Locnville/Parlotones co-lab.
Crapping your pants. (Nowhere specific, just in general)
Deciding between a Tempo or a TV Bar
falling your teeth out and whistling everytime you say "S"
Clean the toilets at Oppikoppi on acid