"I missed the boat on that one, it pulled up to the peer, I was a little late getting my luggage and it sailed without me." -S1E1
Cali: "And it's not the problem you would think I would have" Jester:"Erectile dysfunction?" - S1E2
"That's probably his two favorite hobbies, kicking puppies and small children, this is just a cruel, cruel, individual." - S1E3
"If your gonna talk about the fact that none of them have genitals, then yes they are all Ken Dolls." - S1E4
"I'll put Jeff Dunham in the hell where people are skinned alive, it's that simple!" - S1E5