1. now kids my mom always told me that if I kept making nasty faces that my face would get stuck like that. I guess she was right
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2. Is that what you call giving someone the stink eye?
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3. "Well I think Social Recruit...Good God what did I just eat?"
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4. "What the hell is that smell?"
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6. "Ah don't know much about this here whisslin, but I can wink with the best of them!"
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7. "Why do recruiter farts always smell like eggs?"
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8. "I think there is a raccoon in my wall."
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9. "Did I sign up for Wine tasting or bitter beer??"
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10. "Y'know if I look at Boorman through this eye he looks like a young Patrick Swayze"
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11. "My tights are tight"
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12. "Hmm, I bet it aint all that."
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13. "This one is gonna be silent but deadly!"
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14. "When I twinkle my nose, I am casting a spell on you!"
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15. "I should have spit instead of swallowed."
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16. "I'm strong to the finish, cause I eats me spinach. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!!"
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17. "If I wink at ya will ya go away!"
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18. "aah... so that's the longest hair on my body!"
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19. "wait... You mean SXSW has stuff besides parties and they throw it in for FREE?!"
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20. "Let's try...this way...nope...this way?....nope...I guess they're right, any way you look at him Mick Jagger *is* scary."
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21. "Is there really such thing as a roof bear?"
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22. "mmmm. . . smells like a talent community."
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23. "not. bacon..."
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