1. Librarian (Up side: surrounded by books; Down side: have to take the new GRE.)
2. IT Project Manager (Up side: essentially what I've done for 20 years; Down side: essentially what I've done for 20 years.)
3. Handing out towels at the gym (Up side: no responsibility whatsoever; Down side: have to deal with Gym Rats)
4. Getting a Masters in Linguistics (Up side: I love this stuff; Down side: essentially resigning myself to permanent unemployment)
5. Book Review Blogger (Up side: talking about books full time, how cool is that? Down side: how many thousands of book bloggers are out there?)
6. Superhero (Up side: nifty gadgets and cool name; Down side: tights)
7. High School Latin Teacher (Up side: I still have the textbooks from Uni, Down side: getting flashbacks from when I was in Catholic school)
8. Wheelchair Basketball League Coordinator (Up side: Nobody can object to my Newfoundland dog being the mascot; Down side: pretty sure this one doesn't come with a salary - or even a parking place)
9. Power Ball winner (Up side: Fame! Fortune! All those people wanting to help me burn through it in 5 years; Down side: I'd actually have to buy a ticket)
10. Poet Laureate (Up side: All that respect and veneration; Down side: Pretty sure this one requires talent)
11. Other (comment with your recommendation)