How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Approximately 3.9675 pounds every 5.6843 seconds.
2.865 lbs every 11.3686 Seconds.
As much as he needed to be satisfied.
The woodchuck could chuck as much wood as he wanted.
It could chuck a lot. But it definitely couldn't chuck Chuck Norris.
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, he would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could.
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.
A woodchuck would chuck ALL of the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, until Chuck Norris got there.