What is the best quote from "Smokey and the Bandit?"

I'm gonna barbecue yo' ass in molasses!

This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags.

What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

Sheriff Branford: The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation. Buford T. Justice: The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it.

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.

Any fool who would paint his truck like this would show up at a minister's funeral dressed in feathers.

Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a little taller on radio.

There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mama in da mouth!