I go to the club to drink and dance, not to find romance.
I enjoy a clever pick-up line.
I prefer the basic "Hi, my name is____!"
I would rather approach than be approached.
I like to be asked to dance.
Come to me with a drink in hand or not at all!
Ask me if I would like to have a drink with you.
Stare at me intensely as if you have X-Ray vision.
Hit on my friend to make me so jealous I throw myself at you.
These scenarios evade me, I'm a social window licker!