When life gives you lemons....
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... THROW THEM BACK AND DEMAND CHOCOLATE.
... slice one open, take out the seeds, dry them, plant them, wait about a decade and then you’ll have your own goddamn lemon tree. Oh, what were you gonna do? Make lemonade?
... squirt the juice in life's eye because life is a bitch.
... just keep them. Hey, free lemons!
... make lemonade. Or just lemon juice, because life didn't give you any sugar.