Favorite Destery Quote
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"Doctors around the world have diagnosed me with crescent moon face"
"We have a glorious selection of low-fat yogurts"
*Wheezing noises*
"Today i will be happier than a bird with a french fry."
"I'm Nicholas Cage and my face always looks like this."
"We all know the saying: 'People don't kill people, people with mustaches do.' And that is so true."
"Im going to save gotham...CUZ IM AM A F***ING BAT!"
"SOUP! CORN SOUP!"
"I'm just here to clean your windows sir!" *pst pst pst*"
"I cant play guitar, but I SURE can play nipple!"
"I wanna dip you in lemonade and throw milk duds a your boobies."
"Wtf is this? it's just a sock, it's not even a pair of socks, it's just a sock. Grandma, you're so dumb! Oh, look. I got a card from grandma though. What's it say? You look gay.. well, that's not very nice. Oh, it's fine. I got a sock."
"Have you ever seen someone get punched in the wrist? Cause your about to!"
"If I was a stampeding wildabeast in the savanna, you would be my watering hole."