When it rains, I:

pull out my ultra-light, ultra small, ultra UV shielding, flip-resistant super umbrella... and yes.. it's pretty too.

don my fisherman-raincoat-thing (à la Scream) Hook/weapon optional.

put my bright colored wellies, and raincoat.. and yes I'm going to look like Paddington bear when I'm done!

grab garbage bag. duh~ And a pair of scissors. Gotta make some holes for my head and arms...

head out with my towel and toiletries. You know.. shower time! With Nature!

go singing in the rain!