Drink, Smoke, Play HARD Techno in the Men's toilets
Rig the womens shitters to flush into the FISH Dept
Clock in and go to the nearest Weatherspoons
Play Hatebreed over the tannoy
Shoot the African Cleaner in the ARSE with a BB gun
Cook me a FEAST using the Bakery Dept's Oven
Fire Store Manager, take his Office,House + Wife
Hit on ALL female Cashier's, LIKE A BOSS
Do a Jackass 3D "ROCKY" on a customer