Where are all the Sour Patch Parents?
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Having sour patch sex
idk but Sarah Palin can probably see them from her house
The Sour Patch Baby Mommas are on The Sour Patch Maury Povich Show with several of the Sour Patch Men they've slept with, and they're waiting to get the paternity test back to see who the real Sour Patch Baby Daddy is.
they're busy producing more kids for our snacking pleasure
The Gummy Worms ate them!
They are not real children, so they don't have to have parents...
idk, but someone should teach them about birth control
Teenage pregnancy and death during childbirth. duh.
Ever seen 'children of the corn'?