How much do you know me?

I know nothing about you. What's your name again?

I know a little basic information about you, mostly that you pretend you're a cat and such.

I know your age, some hobbies and your appearance.

I know enough to be a good friend of you, like your birth month, detailed hobbies, and a couple secrets about/made by me.

You are one of my best friends, and I know mostly everything about you.

I know LITERALLY everything about me, even your middle name. I also know how many people in the U.S and in the world actually know my entire full-lengthed name.

No habla engles.