I drink coffee after 11 pm.
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I shower with caffeinated soap.
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I shop on Think Geek.com
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I work with computers or their components.
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I play computer games.
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I have more than one type of computer.
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I own every computer related device that exists.
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I take old computers apart and put them back together.
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I won a Mathelete challenge.
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My GPA is 4.0, or better.
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I am a member of Mensa.
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In school I was voted "Most likely to kill orcs."
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I have played pencil and paper RPGs, or play them now.
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I cry when my character dies.
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(For macho geeks;) I pummel the DM when my character dies.
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Geeks procreate????? No way!
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My three year old has a level 10 wizard that can kick my half-orc's butt.
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My ten year old is a rules lawyer.
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I have been to at least one CON of any kind.
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I have been to at least one Ren Faire or similar event.
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My online name includes a mis-spelling of any of the following words: pirate, wizard, demigod, death, evil, or devil.
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I claim to be a witch.
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I am balding, have coke-bottle glasses, buck teeth, and a 20 year old trophy wife.
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I named one of my children (including the furries) "Natural 20".
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