1. Pirate walks in the bar with a paper towel on her head. Bartend asks what is up with that? Pirate replies "Arrrr…I got a bounty on me head!"
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2. What's a Pirate's favorite holiday? Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrbor Day. Love, Nebraska
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3. What kind of socks do pirates wear? Arrrrgyle.
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4. What do you call a pretty wench? AAYYYEE CANDY :)
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5. Why is pirating addictive? They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
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6. Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated Arrgh!
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7. What be having 8 eyes and 8 legs? I say nay, it not a spider....but it be eight Pirates Aarrr!!!
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