We"re changin" some lives tonight. And theater thrives because we live to give it, so to speak. This ain"t reality TV. This is 8 shows a week!
And liberal intellectuals, though that group is really only jews and homosexuals, I"ve lost my train of thought…oh yes, its not just for gays anymore!
I can host any show better than you. No, you can"t. Yes, I can! No you can"t Yes, I can! Yes, I can! Your show is "How I met your mother" I"ll do this show – you do the other.
We know what the best musical is. This is such a waste of time. It"s like taking a hooker to dinner.