I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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When a girl says "don"t worry about it", you"d better worry about it
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She hates the game, but yet she"s still a player.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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It"s not cheating unless you get caught.
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Tell your girlfriend I said thanks
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I may be fat, but i can exercise, you can"t fix ugly!
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