"You and me could sit here all night drinking appletinis and complaining about men." Jack
"I don't care if the whole of society bends over and takes this like a dog. I'm saying no." Gwen
"You"re some creepy stalker dude last seen on America"s Most Wanted." Phicorp PA to Jack
"Maybe us three should get a drink sometime." Jack "Three?" Porter "You, me and the coat." Jack