Warning: The better you are at drinking, the worse you are at thinking.
Warning: Drinking may make you lean....on tables, on people, on poles...
Drinking is for those that want to put their mind to rest.
Warning: Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Warning: Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains...
The Consumption of Alcohol may lead you to believe you are INVINCIBLE!
If you drink, don't drive...don't even putt!
Never feel low at O'Malley's Pub oh high oh high we drink.