ANITA THIGPEN, soon-to-be-ex-wife of Rick Perry (http://tinyurl.com/4pstz)
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CALLISTA BISEK, the woman NEWT GINGRICH cheated on his cancer-ridden wife with, then married
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JUDITH NATHAN, current wife of Rudy Giuliani & only person he's not sleeping with, including cousins
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A SHOE, Jimmy McMillan's ... wife? "...want to marry a shoe, I'll marry you!"
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MARCUS BACHMANN, our very own civilized, first-lady-hopeful, wife of Michele Bachmann
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