Select your favourite quote from Torchwood: Miracle Day episode two:

"I"m not gay, but I"ll let you feel me up if you get me a vodka" Rex Matheson to the Air Steward.

"If the Devil himself walked this Earth, he"d work in PR" Oswald Danes to Jilly Kitzinger.

"Immortality leads to hypochondria" Rex Metheson to a dying Capt Jack Harkness.

"If you"re the best England"s got to offer, then God help you"…."I"m Welsh." Thump.