Have you ever done the fake poo pick up? You know, where you only make motions like you are picking it up...
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NEVER! That is appalling and I would never do such a thing!
I've done it, but only because someone was staring at me.
I've done it but I was sick/couldn't find it/it was on a vacant lot.
Fake it? No way! I just didn't pick it up and kept right on trucking.