Select your favourite quote from episode one:
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"What are you feeding her, lard?" Mary Cooper (Gwen"s Mum)
"You mean Wales is separate? It"s like the British equivalent of New Jersey!" Rex Matheson
"First sign of trouble, you go running off with Captain Jack B*****ks" Rhys Williams
"He can"t arrest us, he"s American" Rhys Williams