I wish I was as funny sober as I think I am when I'm drunk
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Don't call me creepy. You're the one that doesn't even know we're engaged.
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It's so cute how every girl thinks I'm their "Prince Charming" until they date me & realize I'm not kidding about being insane
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Who needs imaginary friends when you have multiple personalities?
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Love me or leave me....hey...where the fuck are you all going?
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