Excuses to break a date (you have used, been used on you, or just amuse)
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I want to spend more time with my blender.
The man on television told me to say tuned.
I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
There's a disturbance in the Force.
I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
I'm in training to be a household pest.
I'm worried about my vertical hold.
I'm taking punk totem pole carving.
I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other. My plot to take over the world is thickening.
I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
My subconscious says no.
None of my socks match.
I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
I never go out on days that end in "Y."
I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
You know how we psychos are.
My favorite commercial is on TV.
I have to study for a blood test.
I have to rotate my crops.
I have to go to court for kitty littering.
My palm reader advised against it.
I prefer to remain an enigma.
I have to wash my hair.
I caught a rare deadly African disease that's highly contagious.
I don't date outside my species
Sorry I think I'm gay
My dog had baby kittens.
I can't, I need to take my computer apart and put it back together.
It's against my religion to date people named (insert relevant name)
It's that time of the month again.
I just got back together with my ex
I don't like people.
I just got sick (right after you asked me out).
I never said I'd go out with you, that was my evil twin.
There's a four hour TV special on trimming shrubbery.
I'm going to the moon.
I'm teaching my dog to meow.
I'm complicated to go out with.
I just found out we're related.
I'm teaching my goldfish how to swim.