"Three gunshots in your casket, hoe"
"I'm finna give you the TLC treatment and leave you without a left eye"
"Put a magician under a tree and shade that trick"
"Mahogany lacefront ponytail"
"There's a court in your teepee? I never got that smoke signal from you"
"Treat that hoe like a blank envelope and don't address her"
"Your nigga Mickey still hasn't wifed you, though"
**peers out of royal carriage**
"Read her motherfuckin' Constitutional Rights"