How did Malcolm respond to a neighbouring show's persistent noise nuisance which was ruining his own show at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe?

104 votes
He quietly and politely asked them to turn it down
 
15% / 16 votes
He complained about them and got them shut down
 
7% / 7 votes
He stole their keys to the venue so they couldn't host the show
 
9% / 9 votes
He set a fire in the venue which set off a fire alarm
 
9% / 9 votes
Drove a tractor, naked, followed by his audience through their show
 
61% / 63 votes


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