Rich Abrahamson: "The Force is so strong in this one, he will not let his picture be shown."
Carolyn Queiser: "Woah, chill Luke. Yeah, Yoda is dead, Vader is your father, Leia is your sister and you kissed her, Han is frozen in carbonite, the galaxy is falling to ruins.....ya know what, you are on your own. You are screwed."
Corey W. Edinger: "It is not a lie, I swear. Disney CAN make a good 'Star Wars' movie. You liked 'The Avengers', didn't you?"
Gary Schmude: "Everyday I'm shufflin'."
Ethan Welson "Oh hi C-3PO and R2-D2... Um... I've never seen you before? "
Rich Abrahamson: Whoa Darth, didn't anyone tell you, you could poke someone's eye out with that lightsaber, now put it down--be cool man."
Corey W. Edinger: After becoming one with the Force, Obi-Wan could finally focus on practicing his mime act.
Catherine J Queiser: "Watch out, we got a Jedi over here."
William Matney: "Whoa take it easy... I never said it was a piece of junk that was my young friend over here. Guy thinks that just because he used to bullseye womp rats with a T-16 that he is some kind of a stud!"