Since you got so much to wittiness, why not write a book.
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Quit smoking. We're dying here.
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You wanna shine? Become the R&B star you always dreamed of. Oh yeah!
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Grow up! You're a 30 year old father of two. It's okay now.
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Be milder towards others. It seems odd, but to them you are hell.
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Stop being so narcissistic for heaven's sake.
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Get a job and keep it, please!
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Go change the world. You've spent enough time analysing it.
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Avoid cynicism. We already have Bart De Wever.
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Start your own religion. It pays off.
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Be the best possible person you can be.
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