Which caption is the best for the photo?

"Come on we're going to be late! I know they said Draft Horse Classic. And well you're a horse and I'm a classic and dad drinks a draft!"

"Come on Her Majesty is waiting!"

"The beer wagon is this way!"

"C'mon! I'm not going to the gym alone again!"

"You can lead a horse to water, but it takes a Corgi to make him drink!"

"Hurry up and go pee-pee!"