It's better to burn out than fade away, as Neil Young once sang. It's time to kill Diego off, I think. How should he go?
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1. Rides -ahem- off into the sunset with a MILF Dutch divorcee to become a Spanish night fisherman?
Yes
No
2. Conducts an experiment during some modern-composition binge involving two timpani drums, a triangle and a stick of dynamite?
3. Regenerates on Facebook under an 'ahem- assumed name (the dull option)
Yes
No
4. Other (please specify so I can write an appropriate final reel for Diego)