Better to burn out than fade away, as Neil Young once wrote. It's time to kill Diego off. How should he go?
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1. Rides off into the sunset with a MILF Dutch divorcee, to become a Spanish night fisherman?
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2. Blows himself up during some weird modern music compositional binge involving two timpani drums, a triangle and a stick of dynamite?
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3. Re-generates, like a Time Lord, elsewhere on Facebook? (the dull option)
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4. Overdoses on tea at 400am?
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5. Overdoses on cheese?
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6. Other (please specify)