Allan Morton & Scott Imrie (they always turn up in the same clothes!)
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Peem (That boy has previous for wearing shorts and neckwear in midwinter!)
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Michael Young (And it would be bright pink or some other stupid colour like his boots!)
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Ryan Ferrie (As long as it's lightweight as he's already lost a bit of pace!)
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Mark Ferguson (He was recently pictured with a very feminine 'man-bag')
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