Who's your favorite cynical wise-cracker in movies, books or television?
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Odd Thomas (character)
Florence Johnston
Beowulf Shaeffer
Addison DeWitt (All About Eve)
Willona Woods
Kvothe, son of Arliden
Jerry Cornelius
Solomon Short
Mike White
John Creedmoor "The Half-Made World"
Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds
Han Solo
The Doctor
Gregory House, MD
Ash from Evil Dead/Army of Darkness
Dr. Leonard H. McCoy
Jack O'Neill
Spike
Bender
Sawyer from "Lost"
Dr. Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters)
Deadpool
John Crichton
Fox Mulder
Jack Harkness
Stewie Griffin
Marvin the Depressed Robot
Jayne Cobb
Tom Servo
Xander Harris
Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds
Dave Lister (Red Dwarf)
Sheldon Cooper
Crow
Edmund Blackadder
Kara "Starbuck" Thrace
Harry Dresden
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Kryten (Red Dwarf)
Doctor Who
Any character played by Bruce Campbell
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard
Topher Brink
Han Solo
Dr. EVil
Rimmer (Red Dwarf)
Sherlock (BBC One)
Hoban Washburne
Dr Baltar from "Battlestar Galactica"
Hawkeye Pierce
Jack Burton
Rygel XVI from Farscape
Ianto Jones
Cat (Red Dwarf)
Angel
Egon Spengler
Charlie Sheen
Jerry Seinfeld
Spiderman
Mr. Pink of Resevoir Dogs
Spider Jerusalem
Niles The Butler
Private Hudson from "Aliens"
Tyrion from A Song of Ice and Fire
Ambassador Londo Mollari
Me
Hayne cobb
Elim Garak
Bean from Ender's Game
Jesus
Hercule Poirot
Archie Bunker
Benjamin Linus
John Constantine
Harper from Andromeda
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell
Sam Vimes
Dr. Gaius Baltar
T.V's. Frank
Master Chief
Dr Rush on Stargate Universe
Twiki (Buck Rogers)
Ben Grimm
Ren Hoek
Miss Marple
The Borg
Hubert J. Farnsworth
George Jefferson
Benson Dubois
Kerr Avon from "Blake`s 7"
J. J. Evans
Francis (from Left 4 Dead)
Claude Rains from Heroes
Maude Findlay
Malcolm Reed
The various, almost universally sarcastic, drones in the Culture series.
Jack Deth from Trancers
Jubal Harshaw