Who will be crowned King of Mud Mountain? Cast your votes now from the following esteemed members of the committee:

Rob Tinlin - CEO of the Council. The buck must stop with him!

Andy Lewis - Director of Place, hands-on managing this pantomime.

Cllr Derik Jarvis - For moving out of Leitrim Road before the sea wall is built.

Cllr Tony Cox - AKA the 'Shoebury Blogger', not to be confused with the 'Shoebury Doggers'. Very active in telling us we will get washed out to sea in our beds.

Cllr John Lamb - Instrumental in decision-making for sea defences & star speaker of consultation period.

Cllr Peter Wexham - For claims of eroding mud banks, which the Environment Agency proved to be scaremongering.