How do you like your £8.95 steak cooked at Gardeners every Tuesday?

Blue: I still want mine mooing please

Rare: A pulse makes things taste better right?

Medium/Rare: So pink it's almost red in the middle, isn't that how steak should be?

Medium: A deep pink middle looks nice and tastes great

Medium/Well: Just the slightest hint of pink right in the middle, I like to chew my food thanks

Well done: Cook it and cook it properly....all the way through until any evidence of blood is gone, I don't want CSI on my case thanks!

Cremated: If it's not as chewy as leather I'm not interested, cook it until it's cooked through and then cook it for an extra 5 minutes just to be sure!