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"Doctors say that for every piece of bacon you eat - take 9 minutes off your life. Based on that logic, I should have died in 1732."
"I wrap food in bacon"
"Don't Go bacon my heart" - with a heart made of bacon
"Roses are Red - Bacon is Red to - Poems are Hard - Bacon"
"I like big butts and I can not lie" - with pic of pig dreaming of bacon
"Carpe Bacon"
"Bacon: the main reason you are not vegetarian"
"A Haiku About Bacon: Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes Yes, Yes, Yes."
"People who say, Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels, have obviously never had bacon."
"Either you like bacon or you're wrong."
"Billy has 32 pieces of bacon. He eats 28. What does Billy have now? Happiness. Billy has happiness."
"There is only one thing I hate more than lying. Turkey bacon, which is turkey lying about being bacon."
"I'd be a vegetarian if bacon grew on trees"
"Bacon: The Gateway Meat"
“Yoga pants are the Bacon of clothing.”