You know what I got for christmas? Fat. I got fat.
I am the most stressed out lazy person I know.
I'm good at keeping secret because I forget everything (being the most forgetful person ever, walking into a room and forgetting why (Like being in a sims game), hating that "I forgot something" feeling)
People don't understand my sarcasm (Do I just suck or are they just stupid?!)
I bump into things (Bumping into corners and feel like I've been shot)