Best Quote

"The moving boxes business wasn't very good for me, so I quit the job, ran on over here, took a quick pee, and then decided 'Hey, this looks like a pretty good job, and then I pooped in their cups." -Waluigi

"The hat is off!" -Wario

"I watch you..." -Bowser

"You smart, but you still dumb!" -Suika

"We hope you enjoy your life while you're here...because mine's horrible *sob*" -Toad

"It feels so nice killing my father so I can be king of the jungle." -Donkey Kong

"I'm Ezekiel T. Zombie, and I want to eat your brains, on Fox News." -Ezekiel T. Zombie

Welcome to...Muigi's Crap Shaq! Wait that's the wrong Shaq..." -Muigi

"Oooh...it's a little statue...of my brother...THANKS YOSHI..." -Luigi