You should do ALL the dishes.
You should literally just do SOME of the dishes.
You should ORDER IN PIZZA. Because throwing away empty pizza boxes later on counts as doing the dishes.
You should just wait and PLAY YOUR FAVOURITE FACEBOOK APP until further clarification is offered.
You should GO DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL PUB and a conduct a 'survey' until the wee small hours of the morning.
You should IMMEDIATELY MOVE in with another friend who still has unused dishes available.