-"Hey Trish, I already have life insurance and/or a retirement plan and understand the value, but your post remind me to refer people to you."
-"I have one or the other, so 1/2 of the info you post is relevant to me. I'll call you about the other 1/2. Keep it coming."
-" 'Financial planning, blah blah blah'. I'm going to live forever and win the lottery."
"Perfect timing! I'm getting off of Facebook and calling you immediately."
-"No offense, but It's time for you to create a business page."