"Hey Moses, I already have a professional financial plan, but will refer people to you."
"I have life insurance and/or a retirement strategy, so 1/2 of the info you post is relevant to me. I'll call you about the other 1/2. Keep it coming."
" 'Financial planning, blah blah blah.' I'm going to live forever and win the lottery."
"Perfect timing! I'm getting off Facebook and calling you immediately."
"No offense, but its time for you to create a business page."