"Spartacus" "I don't need no stinky TT jersey" Cancellara
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Cadel "Cuddles" Evans
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Philippe "Boar of the Ardennes" Gilbert
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Nacer "Thighs" Bouhanni
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Ben "Swifty" Swift
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LL "Dirty" Sanchez
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Alexander "Krissy-babe" Kristoff
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Rui "The Curse" Costa
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"The phantom ass pincher" Sagan
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Alejandro Valverde Belmonte Rodriguez Sanchez Gonzalez Phillip Velasco Fernández López
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Fränk "I'll try to finish" Schleck
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Someone Dutch (how did they even get to have 9 riders?)
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Anyone on team "we're still relevant we promise!" USA
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Other________ (bonus points if their from Africa or South America)
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