I've been harboring a dark secret. I am ashamed to say that my shaggy beauty was all a facade. I have been balding since 19. Now that a decade has gone by and the spoils of the beautiful elite has left me hollow, I can no longer keep this lie: I'm coming out... As a bald man. YAY OR NAY? Females and Homosexuals strongly encouraged to vote.
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Punk Rock, You Look Like Lex Luthor!
You should rock the comb over, or the Larry David.
YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME. WE'RE DONE YOU BALD HEADED FUCK.
You look Like a Giant Baby.
You look like an Alien.
Kill Yourself