Bacon's Challenge: Name the last thing a mom would expect her kids to give her as a gift
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A dildo
Money
Golf clubs
A dildo
A gigolo
A job application
A dildo "Because Daddy just ain't doing it right."
Condoms
Vibrator
An iPhone
Another kid
A stripper
A trip to London
"Anything" even a phone call would be nice
A dildo with them saying "go fuck yourself ma!"
A dirty Tampon
Or dildo
World peace or a stripper
A hookup with their lesbian teacher (edited)
A framed picture of when they busted mom and dad bumpin uglies (with Angela Davis bush)
Dildo
Box of depends
A dildo, prob not the first to say it lmao
Father's Day card
Gift car to the Pleasure Chest
Blow job lessons, hands on
A 500 piece set of tools
a gym membership and 5 month contract with R. Lee Ermey, Personal Trainer