Bacon's Challenge: Name the worst time/place to uncontrollably fart.
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During a moment of silence....
Navy SEAL hiding underwater
Crematorium
When you're having sex
Anal Sex
Pull my finger
Match Factory
When you're doing a cooking demo at Costco ("Free samples!")
Never! It's better out then in (I left the spelling as it is for a reason)
Or... when someone is going to brown town!? (this is why)
A crowded airplane at takeoff
In a job interview ("like in Step Brothers where you've already gotten the job)
When getting the "girl's" number
In a restaurant
At the dinner table ("With your girlfriend's parents")
Sitting in a small car with a hot chick
When she decided to go 'downtown'
While receiving oral sex
Solitary Confinement
Elevator!!!!!!!!!
Taking a table's order
On a train at rush hour
At a board meeting
While getting married
When the person marrying bride and groom ask if there is anyone challenging the joining of the couple and you rip a big one
In a cop car, windows up just got arrested
In court in front of a judge
As a nude model for an art class
In a car with your boss
Buying pepto with a long line behind you
On the elevator at work with the president of the company and 2 members of the board of directors
In the car when your girlfriend introduces you to her BEST FRIEND - the one she says great things about you to who happens to be the same that cockblocks every dude because she knows what's best and feels no guy is good enough for her friend.
In church when the preacher's sermon for the day is "the Joy Of Giving"
When you turn a Texas menage-a-trois into a Canadian Threesome
During a spirited session of prison rape
During the most complicated pose in a hot yoga session
While hiding in a submarine
Upwind while cleaning the open windows of a chocolate factory
Inside the tiny glasshouse of the rarest flowers
While checking for a methane leak in a gas plant
When you're a girl having sex while on top
Seconds before conducting an orchestra